| B - - - | - - A - | G - F - | E - - - | E7 - - - | D - - - | D7 - - - |
AA/G (3x222x) CDEAA/G
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together CD
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly A
I'm crying
Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying
AA/GD/F# (2x023x) Famj7 GAA/G
Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come F
Corporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man B
you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long
CDE
I am the egg-man, they are the egg-men, I am the Walrus Goo goo g' joob
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess boy
you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man
you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
CHORUS
AA/GCDEAA/G
Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty little p'lice men in a row CD
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see how they run ADsus4AEDD7
I'm crying I'm cry - ing I'm crying I'm cry - ing
BRIDGE
| E - - - | B - A - | G - F - | E - - - |
BAGFEF
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come B7C
you get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the egg-man...